14th child from 14 different father's, a story to read

A 36-year-old Michigan woman, Anita Sullivan Jones, has set a
new world record by giving birth to her 14th child from her 14th
husband.

Infamous Tribune reports that Ms Jones has been listed in the
Guinness Book of World Records after giving birth at the Harper
University Hospital on Tuesday, February 16. She is sad to be the
first woman in the world to have children by more than thirteen
different men.

“I’m extremely proud to have broken a World Record,” Ms. Jones
told reporters. “My mother always told me that I was lazy and
worthless, and that I would never accomplish anything in my life.
Now, I’ve shown everyone that she was wrong, and that I can
even be the best in the world when I put my mind to something.
In fact, I’ve just accomplished something that no one had done
before!”

Anita Jones says she’s been unlucky with relationships in the
past, but she believes that this time she may have found the man
of her life.

“I’m good at having babies, but I’m really awful when it comes to
picking the fathers of my children. This time, however, I think I’ve
learned from my past mistakes. Ramón isn’t like all the jerks I’ve
dated before. We’ve been together for almost a year and a half,
and I really believe it could work between us.”

Jones’ thirteen other children looked really happy to meet their
new sibling at the hospital. They were also said to be filled with
joy for their mother, who against all odds had broken a Guinness
World Record, and posed happily for the 2017 edition of the
book.

After their meeting with Ms. Jones, the representatives of
Guinness opened a second investigation concerning the record
for the number of child support pensions received by one
person. The Detroit native is already the beneficiary of pensions
paid by 11 different men, and is involved in two other custody
cases, which should proceed before the family court over the
next two months.

The investigation should be over by the month of March 2016,
and Guinness will then be able to tell if Ms. Jones holds a
second World Record or not.